Author Archives: stu

Four great movies and a shite buke.

A funny thing happened to me today. I watched the last Resident Evil movie, Afterlife. So it wasn’t really a funny thing and it didn’t really happen to me so much as I made it happen. Great movie, if you like that sort of thing, and I do. In fact all four Resident Evils have [...]

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Trayit, mofo

I found this deadly dohicky called Trayit, download it here. Its a great little program that will allow you to minimise any program to the system tray, so it wont be taking up valuable space on your taskbar. It definitely works on xp and vista, don’t know about windows 7. Outlook and itunes already do [...]

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In other news

My patented menuGrabber wordpress widget is proving to be a runaway success, with no less than FIVE downloads. That’s right, five separate and unique (probably) human beings (in all likelihood) have taken the time to download and use a code-thingy that I made. I’m glowing like that ready-brek dude, only I’m glowing with smug ego-stroked [...]

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joomla menu into wordpress, damn straight.

See, some dude  (or possibly dudette, that’s what they’re called, right?) googled “integrate joomla menu into wordpress” and found a post on exactly that subject. He spent thrity five seconds on the page and then fucked off elsewhere, searching for answers that were right here. And me here sitting in a darkened room, lit only [...]

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Its tremendously exciting, all this crazy stuff that’s happening. I’m so excited that I appear bored, I can’t express myself in an accurate manner so I don’t express at all, which we all know is pretty much the ideal of cool. Thats not true of course,  I’ve never been cool, although I know exactly what [...]

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. That there is comic genius, I’ve been laughing at it all day. Where’s the comedy in that? Other than the complete insanity, I mean. Maybe its the weird mixture of the obscure and the banal? Its the speed that my brain fills [...]

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Its good to share.

Discovered a deadly blog last week, Jennifer Alice in Wonderland, and it’s just as well because all my regular blogs are dropping like flies. Clamnuts has defected to twitter, uiscebot has fucked off altogether and so has meadow by the looks of it. Lazy bastards, selfish too.  Do they give a moments consideration to all [...]

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Beer and Justice

For the last couple of weeks I have had this hectic routine going over the weekends in a final push style affair to  get my new tkd gym up and running. I work thursday, friday and staurday nights in this nightclub and work the friday (if I’m not minding the child), saturday and sunday daytimes [...]

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Classic Techno

I was you-tubing today and I found a whole bunch of lovely old classic techno stuff. I never knew the name of tracks back in the day cos I wasn’t cool enough. But I did remember Ready to Flow, mostly due to a sample in it that has a chick saying “ready to flow”. Here [...]

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IE6 is a Bollix.

The title gives it away a bit, but here’s the beef: quick aside; I’ve never said “here’s the beef” before, but it’s about to become my goddam trademark. Look at it there, it even looks good. Where’s the beef? Whats your fuckin beef, buddy?  deadly. I like the idea of expressing myself through repeatedly asking [...]

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